ahah

ended up going to the diner tonight with my sister and my cousin.
what else is new
haha they are such boobs, i love them.

kevin and i went into the bathroom together cause we're weird or something idk and there were straws in there which made us laugh because of that video we made where he was liek .. "you just take one of them straws there and stick it up!" mannnn.

em and kev said that i'm birdy. i dont know why. but emily is elfy and kevin is pointy so i guess its okay., apparently michelle is pitching mound? whatever that means. em is so elfy, in fact, that she had to be told to "put her elf in a box". maybe to ship off to santa via north pole express.

hm. me and kevin wasted like 5 bucks buying tiny beach balls that we were blowing up and throwing around in front of the diner. oh welllll, at least he asked first. ("steph, can we waste your money?") so we did. ..beach party with no sand "dont pop my balls" "thats disgusting!"

he BUMPed me .. i have to go with gina and michelle and colleen to see hairspray tomorrow because of zac efron and the dirty references and michelle's screaming in movie theaters.

em bit into a pickle and pickle juice went all over the place. whatever, she likes girls.

then we were talkin about how i ran over a raccoon the other night in my dad's car for some reason so my uncle had to tell me a story about he unintentionally licked a dead rat.

thats my family in a nutshell

kevin had to tell me a lot of stuff about fat people too.
some girl was like dancing around amongst little boy underwear in the store singing "i'm like the wind"

i also had to go to his house with him after dinner to play wii.

then i had to go pick up michelle from work at 9 and she was like OMG the end

but not really

cause then we toasted quesadillas in her toaster and she bit into it but really she ate part of a paper towel

and then emily walked into the kitchen and michelle said : "wow em, you actually look feminine today."

now it's the end.


oh but p.s.: jimmy suck my balls is freaking jacked. he weighs over 200 pounds because he put up so much muscle

kiss it you gay fag.



oh AND church this morning. alan - "oh, you were gonna end it?"
best line all year.

dorkk

Top 5 things flutists do when they're bored:
1. blow through your flute with all the holes closed and pretend you're darth vader
2. try to figure out a trill fingering for C4 to D4 ... bonus points if you use a piccolo
3. play your flute into a box fan
4. finger low D on a piccolo, cover the hole with your pinky, then suck all the air out. take all your fingers off except your pinky ... the keys stay down! (well, now you're stuck with a piccolo attached to your tongue - press the Ab key to open the vacuum)
5. find the most beautiful song you can and add three flats

Top ten reasons to play flute:
10. Low maintenance - no reeds, valve oil, etc
9. Can easily overpower any other woodwind
8. Extremely portable - can be slipped in a backpack, in your pocket, or through a needle's eye
7. Quick disassemble for fast exits
6. You can pretend to play and no one will know the difference
5. Learning to transpose trumpet music
4. With practice, makes a great blowgun
3. NO SPIT
2. Lightweight
1. High pitched notes drive animals nuts

Five reasons not to:
5. Getting yelled at for playing too loud
4. Composers expect you to be able to play the quicket, most complicated runs just by virtue of being a flutist
3. Goes out of tune in record time
2. Being barred from jazz band
1. People expect you to be a ditz.

finally something to do.

so i went to salsa last night with michelle and jennie to visit chelle and cheryl had a few days she needed coverage for and i need money so i'm gonna work thursday the 26th. woooo i can probably make about 40 bucks that night lol better than the nothing i make now. whatevs. i also went to get a new flute yesterday and ended up bring home two - a miyazawa and a muramatsu. i'm going back after my road test on friday after i decide which one i want, even though i'm pretty sure i'm gonna end up keeping the miyazawa. i really really hope i pass my road test - i practiced parallel parking the other day and kept hitting the curb but i think i got it down now. urg i'm keeping my fingers crossed. anywho, i finally wasnt cooped up in the house today. went to church with dad and grandparents this morning. went up into the choir loft to see some people after and gary said theyre not rehearsing this week but i can come next sunday since theyll just be winging it basically so i'll show up..me and my new flute :) hehe i'm also playing at open mic at cool beanz on tuesday so i'm gonna play the miyazawa there and see how that goes. so after church, i drove home and did a parallel park and it was good, little close to the curb but i didnt hit. then grandma and grandpa came over to see/hear the new flutes and then i went food shopping with mom and emily. except emily and i went to starbucks first then wandered around smithtown a little and ended up at ben and jerry's lol i have to go take max for a walk with em now and maybe go in the pool after even though i just straightened my hair this morning. i dunno. i'm rambling. i'm bored. i'm leaving.

possible issue

does being a stalker mean you're considered creepy and deranged?

i think i have a problem.

ouchh

wore my retainers for the first time in about 3 weeks last night.
teeth hurt like hell this morning.