Saturday, December 30, 2006

dreams + work.

two nights ago, i had the weirdest (and coolest, in a way) dream ever. because the whole thing was based on clay aiken. so, school ended and either i had a bus and i missed it or i didnt want to walk or something but either way, i didn't have any ride home because everyone in my house was at work. so i called clay up on my cell phone to come pick me up from school and drive me home so he said yeah i'll be right there. it was still kings park high school where this was taking place but the parking lot in front was different and it was huge and there was like the whole section where you go if you are picking someone up, but clay didnt go there, he went and parked somewhere and i didnt know so i was waiting for him but really he was already there. and then he called my cell phone all pissed off like where are you and i was like where are YOU and then i found him in his red convertible with the top down (and he still had spiky hair) and my mom was in a pink barbie car with my sister parked next to him so i waved to them and then got in the car with clay and we went to the mall. and we were just walking around and people kept staring and then asking to take a picture with him and i had to stand to the side and wait while they got the picture taken. so yeah everyones gasping when they see us and pointing like "omg its clay" and i was thinking "yeah its clay so what leave us alone and mind your own business" and i was totally unaffected by the fact that i was at the mall with clay. anyway then we were standing there and some girl comes up to us and goes "hey clay i wonder if you actually read your myspace comments" and then just walks away. and then clay's face was like =O and he started sprinting across the mall lol so i started running after him cause dude he's my ride remember? so then out of nowhere we are in this random living room and clay is on the computer on his myspace accepting his friend requests and then out of nowhere again we are back in the mall but it was a part of the mall that doesnt exist in real life, it was just white walls and it was like a short hallway with one room and it was as if clay was backstage before a show b/c jerome was there and people were walking in and out with guitars and amps and whatnot. then people saw me and i guess they remembered i was there with clay so they thought clay must be in the door since i was just standing outside it. clay came out once and looked at us and then went away and jerome told us all to leave and i was angry because i didnt say goodbye to clay and then i woke up lol

i felt like that dream took the whole night.

anyway, i have to work at 4 today for michelle since it is her birthday and i am a good cousin. last night was cool though, andrea filled in for kate, devin was there.. i was cleaning the menus and he was just staring at me so i looked up at him and he raises his eyebrows and has this look like wtf on his face so i was like "am i doing something wrong?" and he says "no i'm just trying to make you think you are" and then later in the night he came over and said "so. i predict that this summer there will be shortages of tomatoes and eggplants.. probably less grapes too. either that or they will all be shipped off to make wine. the apples will be all mealy on the inside.." and when i asked him what his reasoning was behind these predictions he said "its global warming. do this experiment: put a garbage can lid on your lawn in the summer for two or three days and then when you take it off the grass should be pale green almost white and about 4 inches longer than the grass around it. its the same thing with the vegetables, except the clouds are the garbage can lid." and then walked away.. then later some guy was picking up his take out order and devin came over and just stared at me while i told him how much it was, made change, gave him the change, put the chips in his bag, then he left and he stared at me while i answered the phone and put a take out order through so i was like "you like watching my every move dont you?" and he goes "yes but it is not affecting you the way i had hoped. i know some zen buddhists who would be intimidated by you. your cage never rattles. you are considered an enemy to people like me whose sole reason for existance is to stir up trouble." lol and then when we were closing, andrea was reading the quotes that cheryl has up on the side of the refrigerator and me and devin were kinda just standing there and then she read the one that said "we are spiritual beings having a physical experience" and devin goes "thats what cheryl and steve say every night at the end of each session" and i was like "omg devin i hate you soo muchh"

wow.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

fun times

the extremely powerful kid in gym class with no sense of the force of friction is hilarious. "take it easy!!" and for the record, mr. fasano is a sweet volleyball player.

gina's was hilarious tonight.
but that is the ujsh.
"merry christmas ya bum"
"well, i only have three months left to live"
sleepwalking.
etc..

goodnight.

Thursday, December 7, 2006

christmas.

i wish i still belived in santa.


yes, that would be fun.

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

calculus.

Y not solve for Y?

dy/dx fascinates me.

maybe i shall be a math teacher.

maybe not.


what do you think about the concept of video blogs?
[bloggy blogs]


wow,

college applications are kicking my butt.

Monday, December 4, 2006

woah

hilarious.

"yeah thats right its ricochet, i'll show you richochet, you can do anything you want to me"

EJ & SS ...every night baby.

"psssst i love you. i love you. i love you."

talk in piano

thats enough amanda

"why is your bow purple?"
"i think it came from a purple horse"
"WOAAHHH! a unicorn?!"



... enough said.

Saturday, December 2, 2006

vince carter jerseys.

So it was just a normal evening, Andy and I watching and conversing over the Nets game, when somehow I ended up "owing him an authentic Vince Carter jersey"...not to mention an additional five dollars.

The next day, yesterday, in the cafeteria, I was accompanying Aishling to the vending machine when Miss Conlan walked over and said "hi guys, long time no see" and then Andy came over and she said "hi andy" and i was like "andy!" and andy was like "steph! you owe me a jersey" and Con was all confused and it was probably the best moment of my entire week.